Intellectual Goof ups!

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Intel Environment Competition:
Judge : So how do u plan on going about with the implementation of this project?
Roshni: Tsk, That formula is there No! *thinks* kWh x 1000 /100!!
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Roshni: Dude this pain is really bad. Tylenol isn't enough. I think il take Vallium, its the Deadliest Painkiller Alive!
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Kat: im so sorry i flicked your plate, but here..iv returned it With Cake!

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Chet : Arghh! i dont know what to do with these rubber bands. Take them Madhu.Enjoy!
Madhu: Ooo..can i hurt people ?

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Madhu:* with a serious expression* Guys, lets all take an auto . Il get down in cunningham road, u carry the auto to college from there.

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Green Shield Room
chet: listen kritika, u need to do something too for the presentation, it could be anything!
Aishwarya : Oooo! u can be the 'ENTER' person.
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In Pizza Hut
Chet:Ooo..Lets connect all our straws and drink the juice at the other end of the table!
Meg: Whats wrong with you, you geometrically delusioned spasticated chicken shit.
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In the BGS hospital canteen
Yogi: *shoves rice into her mouth with a fatass spoon*
Oh, i hate eating with spoons, im more of a hand person
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(English lecturer) : Girls, all of you must have heard of toad, the insect.
Madhu : Whaa? Toad, an insect? Everyone knows it’s a reptile.
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Kat : Guys! What do we write on our Green Shield shirts?
Madhu : Ooo… “rediscovering environmental Conversation”

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Chet: HAPPPYY BIRTHDAYYYY MADHUSHREEE!!!
Madhu: thanks man….but its next month =)
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After En Science practical exam
Kulli : See da my dad’s yelling at me for not answering his call. What was I supposed to say? “ Papa, naanu innu thio ilisthayidini”?
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Rosh: I haven’t finished En Science assignment dude
Kulli: Eh, don’t take her for granted . She’s already postponated it so many times.
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Bus conductor: Pass thorsi ma…
Chet : Sapna. Its ok keep it inside, he’s gone.
Kulli : Eh no da, he hasn’t seen it, I wont close my zip.
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Green Shield room Making stuff for our Notice Board. Megs playing recorded version of the Froggie Jemb up from her phone. Suddenly Rosh realizes meg is sitting on something she needed.
Rosh : MEGHNA!!
Nanny: “ Jemmmb Up!”
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Nanny in deep sleep , 10 in the morning. Woken up by Chet’s phone call.
Chet(Happy & sing song) : GOOD MORNING!!
Nanny(echoing same sing song) : THANK YOU!!
Chet : Aye! I didn’t say happy birthday da
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Yahoo Messenger
Chet : Nanny??
Chet : Nanny??
Chet: NANNNNNYYY!!!!
Nanny: Chets, you have a waiting span of a rat scurrying around on a cheese trail.


In Agumbe
Gerry :my baby girl just realised she can rotate her hands
Natasha: Aww, whats her name?
Gerry : Mahelia
Natasha: Where did you get it?
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